Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021

homo sapiens

A pitiful race that will most likely cause it's own extinction before its technologies fully develop.

homo sapiens died out in 2110 A.D.

by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005

Homo sapiens karenus

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.

Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.

by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008

homo sapiens

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010