homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

by Donwauu December 12, 2017

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

Homiesexual

When you’re gay for the boys but no homo though

Friend: Dude ur kinda gay.

Me: Nah man, I’m homiesexual.

by freaking weeb October 13, 2019

Heteroromantic homosexual

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex

A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.

by Me0601 June 8, 2018

Homiesexual

You’re completely straight, you may even have a girlfriend, but when you get around the homies you lose control. You may act out a sexual reference as a “joke”, but all of the homies know that we straight, just a lil gay when you bending over like that!

Homie 1: *bends over*

Homie 2: *grabs hips*

Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”

by Tundra Water February 3, 2020

Homosexual

Homosexuals are actually pretty gay

Carl: you homosexual

You: *are gay*

by FuckADuck6669 May 25, 2018

raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.

by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004