homework edit

an extended cut of a song that is repeated; typically only the instrumental section of said song if the entire song is not so. homework edit description comes from the practice of listening to the same repeated enjoyed tune while doing something like homework. homework edit songs are typically soothing, non distracting, and easy to listen to for said purpose.

james: have you heard nujabes' aruarian dance?
mike: have you heard the homework edit of it?
james: the hell's that?
mike: read up here mutha fucka urbandictionary dot com/define.php?term=Homework%20edit

by slams February 27, 2013

Homework

1.) Literally, work that is done at home. Usually applies to schoolwork. Homework is unnecessary as it is given to students who have already spent the majority of the day at school.

2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis.

3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.

4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.

Whoever invented homework did NOT go to heaven.

by Enigmatical January 19, 2010

homework roulette

When you have a teacher that doesn't regularly check for finished homework, so you don't do it and it's a 50/50 chance you will or will not be asked for it.

Jason: "Mr. Brown gave me a zero for today. I should have known better than to play homework roulette in his class."

by NixonSecretAgent October 9, 2013

IB homework

A binding prison that sucks the life literally out of each and every student in IB. Finishing the homework just 2-4 hours before leaving for school and working on it at school are normal. The work could be seen as busy work and sometimes ridiculous.

"What's wrong with you?"

"IB homework for sixth period. I'm almost done with it. I spent all of yesterday doing it."

"It's fifth period now."

"I know."

by WhydiditakeIB? September 2, 2009

homework

Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason.

The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.

Why???
We may never know.

I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework.

Among things I'd rather do:

Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again

And Much, Much More...

And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)

by JBurton31 April 20, 2010

homeowner's association

A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.

The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.

Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.

by LouSara September 20, 2012

Homework

Homework is what teachers give students when they feel that they haven't sufficiently tortured students enough during the allotted time period they have known as school. Once all the teachers have given you enough homework it can accumulate and force you to work long hours into the night. By the time you hit high school your schedule should look something like this:
6:30 AM - Wake up
7:30 AM - Go to school
3:15 PM- Get out of school
3:16 PM- Hang out with friends
5:00 PM - Start homework
4:00 AM - Finish homework

rinse, wash, repeat.

damnit, Mr. Smith gave me a book report to do on top of all my other homework...

did you even read the book?

phss... no.

have fun!

by my...pseudonym....yes..... August 9, 2009