homeschool

the leading producer of those anti-social kids who live with their moms and are level 20,000 world of warcraft players
dammit, i just got pwned on world of warcraft. FUCKIN homeschoolers
by munch munch munch December 28, 2008
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Homeschooler

Someone who has no style whatsoever. Girls typically wear their hair braided down to their knees, long jean skirts, and unusual vests. Boys wear camo, short tight jeans, old people shoes, and whatever else they can find at garage sales.
However their are homeschoolers that you would never expect to be homeschooled. These people would be called "normal" kids with overly protective parents. They appear to be normal by their dress and social life.
Person one: Where do you go to school?

Homeschooler: ........m...m...m...MOMMY! (then runs away in fear of socializing)
by "Normal" homeschooler November 16, 2009
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homeschool

The best way to secure the fact that you're going to spend your teenage years a depressed, lonely, suicidal wreck who'll spend there days watching tv and stealing their dad's Klonopin and vodka. Occasionally you actually do school work, but you usually just cheat cause it's a computer program and all you need is a password to get the answers. Which is defidently not good considering that you weren't that smart to begin with and will spend your life in a minimum wage job due to the the fact that you have no dreams or expectations for life. This is as good as it's gonna get.

This isn't the case for everyone, some homeschool kids have parents that, you know, bother to actually homeschool them and give a shit if they take 4 sleeping pills a night because they've got no reason to wake up, and it's much easier to sleep your life away instead of having to deal with the anxiety and disapointments of the outside world.

Also, some people don't hate themselves and the rest of the world.
person 1: Dude, my parents are gonna homeschool me, Yes, I can't wait to get to sleep in late and go to the mall during the weekday when there's no crowds! super fun!

me:Yeah..it is fun at first...until 9 months go by and you end up sleeping all day because you've got nothing else to do and you've practically destroyed any social skills you had because you've gone so long without human contact. Super fun indeed.
by 078567368684 June 11, 2007
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homeschool

1.) To spend your time at home watching TV when you should actually be getting an education.

2.) A method of systematically ruining one's social skills.

3.) When a parent clones their closeminded beliefs/morals into their child without allowing their child to be exposed to opposing viewpoints and opinions. Ususally results in their child growing up to be Kent Hovind.
did you see that kid praying in a corner during Kyle's party? Yeah, he was totally homeschooled.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI December 17, 2008
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homeschooled

Word reffering to something that is lame, not exactly cool in society today. A very unpopular situation, person, object or any other noun you can think of.
"My phone is always broken, its so homeschooled"

"That new kid is so homeschooled"

"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"
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homeschool

It's hell on earth. Basically your parents control every aspect of yout life. AHH!!!!!
homeschooler: What is sex?
Parent: A bad word! Don't ever say it again!!!
homeschooler: Oh Papa, im so very sorry! I will never speak of such thing again.
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homeschool

A form of education that should be outlawed. Education by wannabe-teachers who are just parents with teacher textbooks and don't have a degree of any sort. The reason for homeschooling is probably to 'protect them' which is only going to screw them even more in the real world. Teaches no social skills.
"See that freak over there? She must've been raised by wolves!"

"I heard she was HOMESCHOOLED."
by Aerii October 9, 2008
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