Holy cow balls

when something is over 100 on the suprise scale

MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.

by SoDope2011 April 15, 2011

holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

holy moo cow

It means when you are in awe to see or hear something or someone.

Holy moo cow did you see that Yak!?

by Jessica And Carly March 25, 2007

Holy Male Cow

A creature most commonly found in the Philippines. This creature is holy in the muslim community because of the sound it makes. The sound has been describes as a sort of scream-ish laugh.

Can you hear that? It must be the crazy holy male cow! Everyone loves a filipino.

by everyonelovesafilipino July 9, 2011

Holy cow

when i cow goes past the point of being a regular cow, he becomes the holy cow

"Omg is that a holy cow??" He said as he watched the cow slowly float to heaven

by im a pancake November 10, 2022

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024

Holy Cow

HOLY COW; a term used when you see a cow with holes in it, or a cow that is literally glowing

Bro: Oh dang, look at that
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*

by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW August 12, 2025