Meat Hoist

A dildo made out of meat usually used by gay males.

Austin's boyfriend Ethan pleasured him with a "meat hoist"

by Poseidann July 8, 2014

bitch hoist

A running board on a truck or SUV

"I had to drive mom to the dentist in my vehicle this morning. Thank God Luke installed those bitch hoists.

by the wetspot September 17, 2017

Cock Hoist

I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.

Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?

Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!

Brad: Yay Cock hoists!

by Dnaught14 February 5, 2010

Hoist That Rag

A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.

A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"

by The Ghost of Thom Joade January 16, 2016

Hillbilly Hoist

A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.

Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.

by Red March 29, 2005

hoist it up

when you have a giant hipster friend named Abraham who often gets "pwned" on the intranets

The only way to be worse at FIFA 2014 is if you hoist it up.

by Ze Nahrynnz April 29, 2014

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

by Incubus1 January 23, 2007