video hofessional

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes

"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"

by Rae Rae March 22, 2005

Hochstein

The stink that emanates from a drunken bowling alley manager

Dude, finish your beer so we can escape this oppressive Hochstein

by Sassy McButterCheese May 9, 2005

Hochstadt

an object that is circular and rotund in stature and form

"Hey, feel this ball. Does it feel
Hochstadt to you?"

by Alex Schoenbaum November 9, 2003

Hofstra Girl

A female attending Hofstra University that is known for wearing short mini-skirts, Ughh boots, small tops and too much make up any time of the day or year. Hofstra Girls usually are anorexically thin but become so thin by use of cocaine. They are prone to sleeping around and nailing most anyone. From Thursday to Sunday night (and most week nights too) they can be found at one of the local bars such as McCeeb's, Bogart's, or the Dizzy Lizard geting wasted so that they the will sleep with anyone. They usually carry hofstra red so use of a condom while scoring this easy easy lay is recommended.

"What's wrong with that girl over there? She looks so sickly, why doesn't she put on less slutty clothes? ... Oh she's a Hofstra Girl? Nevermind then, ugh."

by BooUrns28 March 30, 2005

Hofstra

A beautiful 240 acre campus right outside of New York City. It ranks top in the nation for business, communications, education and liberal arts and sciences offering over 140 majors. It has hosted large events such as the third Presidential Debate, Gubernatorial Debate, and Live at 75 with Trey Songz and Jimmy Fallon. Hofstra is an incredible place to be.

Hey did you see Obama and McCain? Yeah! I was at Hofstra for the big debate.

by I<3HU November 9, 2010

hofstra

Verb: (Esp. done by a parent) To spend $42,000 a year for absolutely no reason.

Because I hofstraed, I can't go to grad school and am at a temp agency for life.

by trentlane October 7, 2010

Hofstra Squirt

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008