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hoesex

As a statement: "HOESEX...."
In a sentence: "Shut up Hoesex"
by Braulio Salas December 28, 2007
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Hoesef

Like using the word Brosef, meaning good friends, but meant for your hoes not your bros.
"What up hoesef?"
by thatsfreakinsmurf July 22, 2009
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hoesery

The act of performing hoe like actions with other hoe like friends
"Tonight my friends and I plan to bar hop, shake some ass, find some guys for the night, you know just general hoesery"
by MrPackandFriends April 24, 2016
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Hoesestoiariestically

The deep rooted history and study of hoes
Have you ever considered majoring in Hoesestoiariestically studies?
by witchyrose February 23, 2020
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HOESER

Typically a woman that hangs out with a "bro". (See bro definition below)
"Hoesers" are typically from the 909 or 951 and bleach their hair to the point of looking like straw. They wear a tremendous amount of foundation usually a shade darker or lighter than their own and pink lip gloss. They wear t-shirts with "Holister" or "Abercrombe" plastered on the front and skirts that are typically made for their 7 year old cousins.
When driving in the big lifted trucks with their BRO counterparts, they sit in the middle regardless of whether or not there is someone in the passenger side.

They tend to refer to their fellow Hoesers in some sort of derogatory term i.e. "slut, bitch, cunt, etc"

Hoesers can not handle their liquor and very easy to have sex with. They do throw up often so beware.

Hoesers have big mouths and are often heard yelling things like "wooo!!" or "Rock out with my cock out!!"

(BRO-a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars. )
Ensenada is full of hoesers yelling out "rock out with your cock out! WOOO!!"
by Izabizzle1 October 28, 2008
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hoeseph

the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.
God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph
by LunaOrion November 30, 2017
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Hoesexual

A person whose love interest is a married man/woman
My sister is in love with a married man, so that makes her hoesexual.
by SteelersMom90 August 11, 2018
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