Hoes mad: Noun adj.: ‘Hoes mad’ is a slang term derived from the sociocultural concept that all women who engage in ‘ loose’ or ‘slutty’ behavior (a.k.a. Thot tendencies) are perpetually in a state of unreasonable and unadulterated idiocy under pretenses which contain but are not limited to the following: Perpetuating unnecessary anger, distrust, jealousy, or pettiness, Indulging in the practice of the pseudo art known as talking behind ones backs, or ‘shit talking’ in a manner that most civilized humans find offensive, and finally; pretending to have the slightest amount of human decency in aspect of a physical, and or intimate relationship even though they clearly and unapologetically couldn’t care less about the feelings of anyone other than themselves.
Exp: John: Bro did you hear the Brittany cheated on her boyfriend with ex husband.
TonyI know man, hoes mad.
TonyI know man, hoes mad.
by ImmaculateCapper June 28, 2020
by these hoes mentally ill August 02, 2019
by HOES MAD July 01, 2019
statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. And i am not mad. And my friend Becky who likes to talk real sexy is not mad (she is a nasty bitch tho). so that leaves you as the 3rd hoe we have all been talking about. why so mad hoe? who hurt you?
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by it’snotthatserious June 13, 2019
An Racial Prick "Most Likely A So Called Croatian" That Thinks They Are Top Shit When There Grandparents Died 20 Years Ago.
Bro 1: Luke Zivic going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.
by fockcroats September 12, 2019
by cryingtoe654 June 18, 2019
A horny, cultured man-child who dabbles in H3nt@i file dealings. Has a large collection of H3nt@i, ranging from futa to gore. (Does not contain Loli/Shota.) Also likes to upskirt characters in a video game.
by SilverEyedMemeLord02 October 04, 2020