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Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

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Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.
by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011
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Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.
Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care
by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013
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hodown

Is usually when yall get together with a bunch of friends and have a howlin' good time. Music, lots of booze and wild abandon are key ingredients. May be organized by some social group or establishment in the hopes of attracting many strangers/patrons.

Term has its roots in the traditional dance performed by some folks long ago.
Jimmy: Yo you goin to the Pit? they havin' that blues night hodown!

Jack: Nah man...they don't know how to throwdown.

Jill: Yea and they really overcharge u on watered down drinks...hey lets just get a shitload of food n booze and get the whole crew to hodown at JJ's.
by W. Smith December 10, 2008
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hedonic

pleasure-seeking person
You are a hedonic whore.
by Monakee March 28, 2008
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homonarcissist

The worst variety of homo out there. Totally self-absorbed with his own sexual attractions to the point of demanding mass acceptance, even celebration of same. Tolerance is not good enough for this rabidly political animal. Closely related to homofascism.
When a small pizza shop was asked their opinion on queer "marriage", the homonarcissists began tantrum-ing and threatened to burn it down.
by Dr Zempf April 17, 2015
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Hodnet

A Hodnet occurs when a friend, or your gunner, either accidently or purposefully exposes you to his junk. For a true Hodnet, said junk must be at eye level and the victim must be caught completely unaware.
John: "So I'm driving along and talking about what I'd do if I won a million dollars. I told everyone in the truck I'd go munting, or set everyone up for a Virtual David Copperfield, or possibly even get everyone an alaskan pipeline. Then my gunner asks the TC to hand him a RIP-IT. So my TC reaches into the cooler and turns around to hand it to him, only to catch an eyeful of his junk! A full on Hodnet! He swears it was on accident, but no one forgets to zip up and like that.
by Einbahnstrasse January 15, 2010
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homonator

A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.
"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"
by Iggy Pup May 28, 2006
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