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Hooman bean

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.
by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019
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Homan Face

When your face naturally looks pissed, angry or peeved, no matter how you feel on the inside. Often appears on the face of someone bored.
I know I look pissed, but I just have a really bad case of Homan Face.
by Bob Hinklefinkle February 6, 2009
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John Hodgman

John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.

•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.

•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.

•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.

•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.

•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them

•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD

•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...

John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"

John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.

That is all."
by Sereth March 17, 2007
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Hogmanay

Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.

Hogmanay is the best party of the year
Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?

If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.

PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.
by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005
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Hodan

Hodan's are the baddiest girls alive, the are fine, and thick. They are a hella baddie, and aint afraid to do shit. And they loyal, and faithful. If you mess with them, it done for u. Hodan's are the goofiest, and funniest bitches alive.
bruh, look at Hodan over there, she dummy thick.
by ahfu May 1, 2019
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Hokman

Did you see Hokman yesterday? He looks fine in them swimming shorts.
by Sutasyu February 6, 2010
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Hooman

Hooman is human in dog language
Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest
by Ilovejakeandloganpauler February 5, 2019
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