Hockey Puck Nationalism

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.

“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”

by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020

Hockey Puck In The Droors

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.

Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

ice it like a hockey puck

Originally it was stated it the Travis Scott song “Butterfly Effect”; but through numerous people quoting it out of context because no one understood it, it has come to be a verb. Meaning to excel in anything of interest to a person, or to go to great lengths in an area

Example 1: “I’ve been iceing it like a hockey puck trying to get an A on that paper we have to write.”
Example 2: “I ice it like a hockey puck when I dress up to go out side in the winter because it is so cold”

by Anonymous 124 November 7, 2018

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…

by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021