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Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005
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Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.
I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.
by Winos February 3, 2009
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hummingbird

Shiny, tiny little birds that occasionally hurl themselves into garages and die for some reason. They exist entirely on sugar and drink about half thier weight every day-jesus Christ, no wonder they're so hyper.
Look! It's a hummingbird!

Where?

There!

You missed it!

DAMN!
by Laser Potato August 21, 2004
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Hummingbird

A little bird that doesn't know the importance of its species. Sure, it might be the unsung hero compared to the bee, but its elegance and intelligence inspires many.
The hummingbird flit from one flower to the next, pollinating flowers, exuding beauty and gracefulness.
by Rae Tae December 11, 2014
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The Humming Bird

The humming bird is a sex move when your eating your girl friend out and you put your lips on her clitoris and you start humming which creates a vibrating sensation for her and make u the man
I was eating out Bewitch last night and I did the humming bird on her she said she has never felt anything like that in her life. After that we had some slime and I did the spider monkey on her not the Toney Danza.
by BiggD aka Dexter April 13, 2009
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hummingbird bucks

6 years old currency that was crooked by Ms.jones.
God pray for you, Isaiah
"Ms.Jones took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Cohner, hope he goes to he'll real he'll the burning 1.
by ClumZx February 28, 2022
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humming-bird

a very skilled oral sex technique preformed by Naomi (that's i moan backwards) on Belinda (or vis versa) at super sex in Montreal. The tounge vibrates on the clit at a extreme speed, as if it were the wings on a humming bird.
"Boys watch this, this is called the humming-bird."
"Holy shit how do you get your tounge to go that fast, i got to practice that."
by clover April 8, 2003
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