Hobetic

Hobo like. When somebody is like a hobo, living that hobo life.

Damn I look hobetic right now.

by Senorpacodeltaco July 17, 2021

Hobegal

A girl you use only for early morning sex

Its hard for me to get going in the morning with out my Hobegal & coffee

by Dewy5785 November 16, 2007

hober

A person who acts high while sober. Its not an act, that's just their personality.

Dude John is totally crazy even when he's not high. Yeah, that's because he's hober.

by eyeflutes May 14, 2011

cole hobeyn

This wild creature is from mexico and enjoys long walks on the beach, molesting small animals, throwing potatoes at people and dressing up like a rhinoceros. His best amigo is a pencilcase named Jeffery. Jeffery was murdered by a Giraffe though. Shit happens.

Cole Hobeyn was slapping an umpa lumpa with a bag of oranges

by SM!TTY? November 12, 2013

Hannah Lynn Höbel

Hannah Lynn Höbel is hella Funny, very smart but also kind of a dumbass . Everyone loves her. Maybe she has some mental illnesses but hey, she loves to worship and pray ( she got that WAP ). Periodt. She has no Celeb crushes...boring but she is bi so it's okay.

Omg look at her ass, thats some Hannah Lynn Höbel there.

by Jack Whitehalls whore January 28, 2022

Hober

A rare bird found in the Amazonian Rainforest. Said to have similar features to that of a shark cross toucan. It is generally agressive and has shown no other emotions. Tends to hang around trees that has the colour of ebony. Scientist have concluded that it is close to extinction due to its inability to find mates that are geniuinely interested in it, they are often led on in relationships.

Gee that asshole over there is acting like hober

by Doctor Noctor November 6, 2012

hobelgiven

Legend has it, that at the stroke of midnight of every halloween, small goblins search the night for little children's faces. These mytical creatures enter small children's bedrooms through open windows, and steal the face of the unsuspecting child. With their razor sharp hobelgiven teeth, they snatch the victims face, and then disappear into the night. Hobelgivens are also know for their eye fetish. These tiny goblins are believed to use their sharp, pointy tongue to pierce the victim's eye, and then retract their tongue. This strong forcible retraction rips the eye out of the socket. Hobelgivens need new eyes and faces every year, due to a hex that was put on them when they were banished from Dark Hollow in the medieval times. The county witch caught three delinquent hobelgivens eating a dead child, which was not permissable during the day time hours in Dark Hollow, under section 4 of the county ordinance. The witch, was the head authority of county, and enforced the law, along with the punishment of offenders. She decided to cast the hobelgiven race out of the Hollow, and hexed the species of little goblins. From that point on, hobelgivens would need to maintain a new face and pair of eyes each Halloween, or eles they would suffer a horrible death. That is the story of why hobelgivens steal the faces and eyes of young children.

Rest your eyes, little child, or the hobelgiven will have your pretty little face!

by Sparty2010 October 27, 2005