hml

Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).

person a: and she says "what's a blow job?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by so hot it bernz June 18, 2006

HML

Help me lord, HIT MY LINE , HATE MY LIFE (HML)

HML sometimes

by Pixel twist January 13, 2017

hml

Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).

person a: and she says "what's a sex toy?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by bernz September 1, 2008

hml

Abbreviation for "Has Me Like"

That booty hml *insert expression here*

by DutchBlitZz June 23, 2016

HML

Hate my life

Omg, I just HML right now!

by Mr.Irish August 2, 2016

hml

Hate my life

Stacy I hml!!!

by Babe3137 May 20, 2018

hml

hml means "hit my line"
a guy or girl might post this on his/her story asking for someone to talk to him/her

*snapchat story*
"hml"

by imacoolkid1 October 3, 2020