Emmanuel's Mom Hit It

Originally a line from a freestyle rap, "Emmanuel's mom hit it" has really evolved into something else. It is far more than just a saying. It's more than just a phrase. It's more than just the motto. "Emmanuel's mom hit it" is a lifestyle, to put it simply. You can't just "Emmanuel's mom hit it". You have to become "Emmanuel's mom hit it". Shout out to Emmanuel's mom, keep hitting it woman. Also, as a clarification, Emmanuel's mother never hit him. You have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that. She didn't hit a dog, she didn't hit a car, she didn't hit a person, she didn't hit a chinchilla. Honestly, the only thing Emmanuel's mom ever hit, was "it". Now that this whole situation has been cleared up, I sincerely hope that you can all return to your normal lives, with out Emmanuel's mom hitting it. The most popular saying in the 805.

"Yo, did you go to that party last night? I heard Emmanuel's Mom hit it!"

by Young Kippur January 21, 2013

the s*** has hit the fan

An expression used to convey the utter hopelessness of a situation, given that everything has gone wrong with little or no chance of salvaging.

Biff: "Hey, Melvin - you know how you and your twin brother have been swapping girlfriends every other week?"
Melvin: "Hellz yeah...pretty sweet, huh?"
Biff: "Not really...someone spilled the beans, and now your girlfriends know."
Melvin: "OH NOES!! The s*** has hit the fan!!"

by Sonia Rose July 20, 2008

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Hit the P's

When you smoke pot, weed and or dope out of a popper bottle. Poppers were invented in Orangeville Ontario Canada 1970 when the first plastic soft drink bottles were introduced. It is proven to be the most conservative and effective way to smoke marijuana.

"Hey man lets go hit the p's before the bar"

"Hey man were hitting the p's so hold on"

by Mike Connell February 15, 2005

hit a girl’s line

When you try to court a female via direct messaging, or phone call

I’m gonna try and hit a girl’s line today

by BigManGeorge May 7, 2018

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021