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Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

Hillwilliams

Much like a hillbilly, but a step higher.
"Man, you are such a hillwilliam."

"No I ain't, Sir."
Hillwilliams by Circle-Man September 8, 2005

Hillbilly Circumcision 

When a hillbilly boy/man is getting a blow job from his sister/cousin you kick her in the jaw taking of foreskin and some of the penis, it all depends how deep his penis is down her through.
I heard Jill's boyfriend walked in on Jack and Jill when they were having sex. He he kicked Jill in the jaw and gave Jack a hillbilly circumcision.

Hillbilly Slip 

Where a person is at a party or with a group of friends or peers and leaves without telling anybody goodbye.
Dane tried to pull a hillbilly slip but was too annebtiated and passed out in his car.

Went to grab Tyson a beer, come to find out he pulls the hillbilly slip and now I'm drinking two beers....
Hillbilly Slip by Payner1988 May 23, 2013

Hillbilly Drive By 

Action-Someone walks by or behind you and lets out a silent Fart as they quickly pass by. Usually performed in the work place, cubicle environment.
working in a cubicle when the foulest stench snuck up and slapps a person in the face. Realizing someone has just performed the dreaded Hillbilly Drive By.
Hillbilly Drive By by Hammerpatch September 22, 2010

Hillbilly Palm Pilot

(noun) The palm of one's hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.
Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.