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C higgle bitties

A straight fucking o.g man he's as thug as they come. If u need a bitch on your dick call this man he always knows where to find them. When you are around him he is always texting at least 5 bitties at once. All u gotta do is say "where da bitches at"... HE KNOWS. The only down side to this character is he gets drunk off of 1 beer literally.

EXCELLENT DANCER, he knows everything the stanky leg , the jerk everything
Very charming he is very suave.
-Where da bitches at?
- Idk ask c higgle bitties
by mafffffy February 17, 2010
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dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
by nicheh October 17, 2013
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Higger

a hispanic, dressing or acting like a black person. such as wearing jeans that sag and XXL tshirts to cover their boxers. or having their car all pimped out and blasting hardcore rap music
"Dude, did you just see that higger!!??"
by Melissa Arianna Coleman February 27, 2009
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higglehofer

A person who is hated by many people, and is an asshole
there are so many higglehofer's around here.
by higglepop February 7, 2010
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Higger

A big buck toothed Nigger. A mix between a Horse and a Nigger.
That Mr. Ed looking mother fucker, he's a Higger.

Chauncey Billups.
by Jph625 May 6, 2009
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Haggler

A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.
Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"

After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.
by MaliciaZintent February 24, 2009
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Higglement

Within the Tom Pearl fandom, "Higglement" is one of the most well-regarded gags in the community. The gag was the first gag Tom Pearl uttered after biting into the log of shit he had freshly dropped in "Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit." The reference is a way for members of this community to identify themselves as fans of Tom Pearl.

In Tom Pearl lore, followers of Tom Pearl believe the Higglement gag from the aforementioned video was the gag that created all of existence. It is the most sacred of words found within the Book of Scat. A sect within the Tom Pearl pantheon known as the "Higglers" believe that there is a pending Higglement that will recreate all of existence in Tom Pearl's image. The Higglement gag was lost to time until a group of Scat Liches rediscovered it in the mystic scat tombs. "Higglement" roughly translates to "creation" in the scat language.
Person one: Higglement gags are the best Tom Pearl gags.

Person two: A fellow Tom Pearl fan! Shall we discuss our favorite videos he has made?
by anonymous October 21, 2022
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