by 4ftPVCPipe January 26, 2019

by Sauerkraut October 29, 2018

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.
“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”
by Bammy secca March 15, 2024

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

A school full of hoes, who vape, smoke weed, do heroin, gangbang, ect. The boys think they’re the shit but they fr are ugly.
by islandboy420 November 29, 2021

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 14, 2022

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021
