Hosteria

The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.

The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.

by whitey809 November 16, 2012

hysteria

once termed to be a disorder of only women (thus the root words being hyster, as it was originally thought that the uterus was a free floating object in a woman's body, and when lost would cause her to be hysterical), the original cure was for the doctor to masturbate the woman.
mostly it is characterized by uncontrollable emotion, be it amusement, fear, etc, in a given situation.

there was an outbreak of the plague, causing mass hysteria.

by Squizzy April 23, 2006

Hesperia

If there was a hell this town would be the gate way. Most of the IE or 909 is a better and safer place to live because all the trash sold their average houses and moved to a new 3500 sqf track home in Hesteria opps I mean Hesperia.

My property value in Corona went up 37% when all my trash neighbors move to Hesperia.

by just plain had enough September 19, 2009

Hysteria

The greatest song ever made. You can never hate such a great song. you all suck who hate it

Great Song Hysteria is.

by Bob Edison April 23, 2005

hysteria

Hysteria is a very good Muse song. Muse is the greatest band of all time, so how could they not make amazing songs? The bass line in this song is possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Hysteria is amazing. Not Muse's best song but still fucking amazing.

by stevedawg13 October 6, 2006

Fecal Hysteria

A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.

"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."

"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."

by LexiSays December 2, 2011

Trump Hysteria

New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.

I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.

by Angel E Love March 10, 2017