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Heston

To Shit on or upon in Greek, Poop on
"Heston ton malaka "
by Fanis February 11, 2005
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Heston

Anything really fucking odd. (Taken from Heston Blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).
Look at that dudes face, its really fucking heston.
by Reggie S Jones August 6, 2011
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Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.
by clownass December 6, 2006
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Hewson'd

The state of hacking someone in-game while with higher power or authority by simply using a command.
CRAP! I just got Hewon'd
Wtf... I got hewson'd.
Lol, my friend got hewson'd.
by NightLove July 30, 2010
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Helston

A particularly unpleasant little town in Cornwall, famous for a sweet little dance that it is inordinately proud of but the rest of Cornwall laughs at. Has a few good pubs (actually just the one - the Angel) and an epically crappy theme park called Flambards, which has one good ride, which is normally broken. Its one claim to fame is that every other town in the country is to the north of Helston. That's it.
Let's go to Helston! On second thoughts, that would be a bad idea.
by Falman October 18, 2008
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Heston over your firearms

To die. Derived from "hand over your firearms", and the quote from the late Charlton Heston, "you can have my gun when you prise it from my cold dead hands".
First you marry, then you have 2.7 kids, then you eat quiche, then you Heston over your firearms.

Both my grandfathers had Hestoned over their firearms before I was born.
by Fearman April 13, 2008
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Miss Heaston

Sexiest and naughtiest teacher alive. Don't be late for her class.
I spanked Miss Heaston with a yard stick.
Miss Heaston was naughty and had to have her name written on the board.
by Phil Mikels & Michael Puleo August 5, 2004
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