Hester 

The wispy hair on a dog's stomach.

"Wow, your dog has so much hester!"

Hester by Skiri May 10, 2025

Hester the Molester 

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

Hester the Molester by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

devin hester 

Currently one of the most dangerous threats in the NFL as a returner for the Chicago Bears, in addition to achieving the impossible: a 100 speed rating in Madden NFL Football Video games beginning in 2008. He attended the University of Miami Florida (The U), where he was even then considered very elusive and dangerous.
As a rookie in the NFL during the 2006-2007 season, he set the record for returning the most kicks for touchdowns. Given the nicknames "Windy City Flyer" and "Anytime" many kickers and punters try to not even let him touch the ball.
Noteable Accomplishments:
-57th pick in the NFL Draft
-4.35 forty yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine
-broke 8 tackles during an 81 yd TD return against Duke in 2005
-1 Field Goal return for touchdown (108 yds) against the Giants in 2006
-5 other TD returns in the 2006-2007 season
-First Player ever to return the opening Super Bowl Kick for a TD in 2007

Did you see Devin Hester on that play?

No, he was going too fast

devin hester by bankok April 3, 2008

devin hester 

most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping

larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.

devin hester by jfire February 5, 2005

brown hester 

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

brown hester by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

devin hester 

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.

"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

devin hester by JRice80 December 6, 2006

austin hester 

Dirty blonde intelligent male with an enormous dick, often times you'll find him hanging out with a short mexican

Have you ever been with an Austin Hester, he'll rock your world

austin hester by Hester22 May 15, 2016