hessian tea

look he is drinking some hessian tea
by englandboycal April 21, 2005
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Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!
by teh pope July 27, 2004
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The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.
I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.
by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008
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hessian

a poor person who is so excited about being poor there are constantly faced with having a good day, every day.
but never to be misstaken for a hippy
a hessian will have a job which has shitty pay. and not really care about the world around him aslomng as he is happy
man that hessian is so happy today
look at him go with his ratty cloths and bicylce
carring bread haha.
by tabletop.,. April 20, 2010
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Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.
1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.
by weaver October 30, 2005
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