relationship herpes

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first

Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...

by kacz January 2, 2014

poss got the gen herps

Abbreviation for "I possibly have genital herpes." Can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate.

Buddy: "Dude please tell me you stayed away from Sophie"
Victim: "She tried her best, but I told her I poss got the gen herps and problem solved"

Example 2
"Poss got the gen herps, 'sults in 'morrow"
"Told you not to get with Sophie"

by PossPossNot March 21, 2010

facebook herpes

someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write

Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend

by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009

Herpie Bitch Rat

A little bitch who sucks dick for good grades.

"My name is Abbi, I am a Herpie Bitch Rat, Mr. Kraskie, may I suck your dick for good grades?"

by Yep, the truth October 2, 2019

Heroist

Someone that creates or nurtures heroes.

Alfred Pennyworth was a heroist to Batman.

by dwak June 12, 2011

HERSISTER

A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.

Dude, did you see that fight?
Yeah, that happens at every HERSISTER show for some reason.

by TimVermin May 21, 2011

rock and roll herpes

Genital sores caused by gyrating to 'rock a billy'

pago dances like he's got rock and roll herpes

by bumhole trio October 5, 2009