emile heskey

The ChucK Noris of football

Oh look, Emile Heskey has put it in row Z!

by The British Jesus May 19, 2014

Hurkey

A human that you like that is over weight. When the apocalypse happens u eat it and the person is fat so you get the extra meat to eat.

I ate hurkey on my way to school.

by Man27 May 18, 2016

Bryce Harkey

A man who believes in his own word and does not take any disrespect. He does not believe that hezekiah g is stronger than him. A man who enjoys the common qualities of life and who loves being tuff.

Hezi- watch it Bryce!
Bryce Harkey -nah bruh gotcha!

by Gucci belt on when I’m - May 7, 2019

herky-jerky

spasmodic, not smooth said of a persons movements

His herky-jerky gait made me think he should not have been there.

by The Return of Light Joker September 20, 2009

heskey'd it

to bust the net with a screamer from at least 25 yards

oi you see that goal?? YEAH MAN HE ABSOLUTELY HESKEY'D IT

by azaluvskip November 23, 2010

come heskey

Look how hungry the rats are bro, heskey’s not even assed

Come heskey, that thing is hungry

by Anonymous Bread Batcher June 22, 2022

Heskey

6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.

"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"

by Chief December 9, 2003