Heisman Trophy

An award given to the best all-around division 1A college football player every season.

The recent Heisman Trophy winners.

2006- Reggie Bush
2005- Matt Leinart
2004- Carson Palmer

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 1, 2006

Heismaned

Being blocked, or not being able to move forward

I am glad to see that I am not the only one being heismaned on this assignment

by khazrn February 13, 2010

The Herdsman

A man with a freakishly large fist.

Good god did you see the herdsman's fist?!? Looked like Cock Knocker from that Jay and Silent Bob movie!

by Zachary G January 3, 2006

Ghetto Heisman

To avoid and or push someone away you're not interested in.

I gave her the ghetto Heisman after we hooked up but she keeps calling me wanting to hook up again.

by Tbro71 July 15, 2018

Clown Heisman Trophy

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.

Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”

by niteflyer March 18, 2020

Herdsman

Someone who only fucks fat girls, so the group of girls that he has fucked looks like a herd of cows.

See "The League"

Particularly the episode form season two where Ruxin's old highschool nickname "The Herdsman" is brought up

Parker: Did you hear about Tim's new girlfriend

Ian: Yea, shes huge...

Parker: And the Herdsman adds another to his herd

by xflashback November 23, 2010

The Heisman

The act of putting your hand up when someone begins to speak to you "blocking" their conversation, explaining you have something else to do, then walking away. Best done after you have told that person something that invites a response.

Jerry told me he likes our chances in Olympic Hockey finals this year, he asked me if I thought the team was strong then three words into my response, he gave me The Heisman. Said he had to shit.

by Kavka June 6, 2010