Hensleying

the act of trollops.

She was so tired, she started hensleying.

by thatonethumbsucker January 20, 2009

Hendley

Basically the greatest last name ever. It's origins are shrowded in mystery, probably comming from Wales, or England, or Hungary. Mabey Romania. If your last name is Hendley it means you are good at everything except spelling and wisteling, two activities you are destined to suck at.
However you will be beast at swimming and shooting pool.

Damn, you see that Hendley, he's awesome. Too bad he can't spell worth a damn.

by webster33333 February 28, 2009

Hensley

someone who is oversexed or "dicked-out"

"Man! I'm Hensley! I ain't even gonna lie!"

by His Big Momma P August 16, 2009

Hensley

The act of farting while exiting a vehicle when people are still in the car and quickly shutting the door as to smother them with your noxious gas.

Dude! My dad totally Hensley'd us when he got out of the car to pump gas!

by GasmasterHensley October 28, 2019

Tj hensley

Pretty much a bad ass mother fucker. He's been known to have god-like powers. There are some rumors that Tj a.k.a. " the man" is one of the sons of Zeus. They say if you even look at him wrong you will instantly implode.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen TJ Hensley?"
Guy 2: "No man if you even glance at him your eyes will burn out of sheer amazement!"
Guy1: " Wow, I wish I could be as great as him!"

by T.J. Hensley February 4, 2010

Nasty Henley

When someone pisses shits and cums while they are passed out, vomiting is a possible bonus.

Me and my freinds got drunk last night and my freind Brandon Bristoe totally pulled a Nasty Henley.

by cocksinyurass19 January 24, 2011

Hensley

Dragging on a relationship longer than necessary because you are too chicken to end it

Sharon pulled a "Hensley" with Steve. She knew she stopped loving him seven years ago.

by queen bad kitty September 30, 2015