hemroids

When you have pimples on your ass.

She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.

by Deej March 23, 2003

Hemroids

Little bumps on your balls.

Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.

by BlackJaguar215 January 21, 2006

Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.

That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!

by Sexy little girl July 11, 2015

hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Hemroid-rage

When a pain in the ass throws a fit.

ie. When someone who is annoying overreacts to things and causes a scene. Like a boss or gm getting angry over nothing.

Man1: Waice threatened to fire the entire staff over a minor issue..
Man2: yeah, he's a total pain in the ass.
Man1: he's got that hemroid-rage.

by Waice March 25, 2026