Semibisexual

A sexuality made by cishets to make themselves feel like they’re oppressed even though they don’t actually know what it’s like to be lgbtq+

Jess: wtf is that bs, Karen said she’s a semibisexual

Nate: that’s not even a real sexuality she made it up >:(
Jess: but that invalidates bisexuals, Karen
Karen: I don’t care because I’m ignorant!

by Spider-queer June 3, 2020

hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

Semibisexual

you're straight

mom: what's your sexuality?
you : Semibisexual
mom: I thought you were gay

you : no i said straight

by Crashingman May 13, 2021

Herbisexual

A sexual attraction and only attraction to plants.

Gurl, I is Herbisexual 4 dis weed.

by Laurent Cuffashian May 13, 2014

Semibisexual

An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic

Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.

by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021

Semibisexual

No one actually uses this, using this term is a excuse to over complicate your sexuality. If you use this term, just say you are straight, gay, or lesbian.

Person 1: “I’m semibisexual!”
Person 2: “Shut the hell up.”

by xin is here September 6, 2021

demibisexual

a bisexual who is only sexually attracted to someone if they have a close bond

That girl identifies as demibisexual, or demisexual bisexual.

by tumblr user increasing-pale November 29, 2014