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Heisenberg 

When a member of the female sex shaves everything but her "lips". Much like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad. The perfect receptacle for a Jesse Pinkman.
Dude 1: So did you hook up last night?
Dude 2: Yeah but her growler had the worst Heisenberg I had ever seen!
Dude 1: Shit man! what did you do?!
Dude 2: Well I stole my sisters Jesse Pinkman and used that of course!
Dude 1: ....
Heisenberg by Walter J White April 28, 2014

Heisenberg 

v. To be one-upped in a normally confident situation so badly that the only possible course of action is to accept defeat and walk away.
1: "Man the music at this party sucks!"
2: "Yeah well it's my house, if you don't like it you can leave."
3: "Heisenberg that hoe!"

Ex: To Heisenberg your mother in law.

Heisenberg 

Man I would love to fück Heisenberg

The Heisenberg effect 

When a person impacts people around them in a negative way. The people affected will become anxious and traumatised.

The word comes from the way Heisenberg (Walter White) mentally impacted the people around him and got them into danger, trouble and so on.
The Heisenberg effect greatly impacted Jesse's mental health throughout 'Breaking Bad'

heisenberg 

The last great German airship of the 1930's. It crashed because they could say where it was, or how fast it was going, but never both at the same time........

A Physicist's joke, based on a combination of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and the German airship Hindenburg.
"He's had three beers at lunchtime and now he's wandering round the office like the Heisenberg."
heisenberg by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

Heisenbergsslut 

A tiktok celebrity that makes my singing monster and art related posts.
"Hey did you see that tiktok by heisenbergsslut? It was so funny!"
Heisenbergsslut by gghhfdetvbj July 21, 2023