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Heiseted

The term used to describe what happens to people who gave money to the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus (LPMC) so the caucus' chair could quit his job, draw a salary from the caucus and read books and play video games all day.
I got Heiseted the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus leadership.
by Wandering Moose June 1, 2021
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Heisey

To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people.

To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of time before passing it.
Stop Heiseyin' that shit and pass the fucking hookah hose!
by Heis July 24, 2008
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Feeling Heisenbergy

The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.
Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!
by skinnyclear January 15, 2014
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heisenberg

Verb that expresses the concept that the act of talking about a phenomenon changes the phenomenon. For example, if you see a squirrel come within 5 feet of where you are sitting, and you attempt to alert your companions, the act of alerting them will scare off the squirrel.

Taken from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which holds that it is not possible to know with certainty both the position and the momentum of a particle. The act of measuring either variable changes the other.
Dude, I would have shown you the squirrel, but I was afraid that I would have heisenberged it.
by maryfield January 26, 2006
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Heissing

Heissing is the act of putting your asshole directly up to your partners and pooping back and forth. In order for this to work successfully a firm log is required.
Duuuude, my roomate and his girlfriend were Heissing last night. The whole house smeels now and he had to borrow a spare set of my sheets.
by Noletriot March 31, 2011
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Karl Heisenberg

The 2nd hottest person in RE8.
Karl Heisenberg is hot but Alcina Dimitrescu is hotter.
Alcina Dimitrescu-Lady Dimitrescu
Karl Heisenberg-Heisenberg
by Re8 simp June 23, 2021
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Heisenberg Day

On this day, in New Mexico, Heisenberg Day is celebrated. Every family has to cook blue meth and the challenge is to make it as pure as possible.
by AndreKakka April 6, 2022
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