When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.
by ZebraP May 22, 2017
Get the hairy heinrichmug. The sexual act of blowing marijuana smoke in a female partner's vagina, forcing a queef to occur, thus forcing the smoke out of the vagina, mimicking the gas being introduced to a Nazi death chamber.
Man 1: "Dude, me and my girl got so freaky last night!
Man 2: "No way! What happened?
Man 1: "She let me give her A Heinrich Himmler!"
Man 2: "No way! What happened?
Man 1: "She let me give her A Heinrich Himmler!"
by Irish5400 December 11, 2021
Get the A Heinrich Himmlermug. My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no
From Connor <3
From Connor <3
"You know Logan Heinrich?"
"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"
"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"
"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
by cdixon03 August 2, 2020
Get the Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cockmug. first of all a heinrich’s name is HEINZ KETCHUP
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??
1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)
OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??
1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)
OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
heinrich: “bro guys (name of a girl) likes me and i like her too”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him”
by …hi… February 24, 2022
Get the heinrichmug. That innings was heinrich. What a champ.
by Sarrh June 6, 2022
Get the Heinrichmug. A man that you can truly trust. A man who says the truth. A man who always wants to do good.
Heinrich may be the most beautiful man to ever exist. Not just because his mustache is so charming, his style is so cool and smile is so bright... but also because he listens to you, at any time. He's always there, ready to sit down next to you and hold your hand to console you. He loves to share and he'll follow you everywhere if you let him. He'll fulfill your most honest wishes.
He knows all about the world, he knows what's best, he knows what's best for you... he's the smartest guy you ever met. And has a solution for everything. Around him, everything goes smoothly and problems simply dissappear.
He'll always find a way to make you feel safe. When loneliness arises, he comes and washes it off your mind. When fear arises, he feeds you to make you stronger. He feeds you with everything pretty in the world; creativity, inspiration, passion, love, honesty, loyalty. After meeting him, even if mere 2 years have passed, you will be a different person.
And everything will simply be better.
That's who Heinrich is.
Heinrich may be the most beautiful man to ever exist. Not just because his mustache is so charming, his style is so cool and smile is so bright... but also because he listens to you, at any time. He's always there, ready to sit down next to you and hold your hand to console you. He loves to share and he'll follow you everywhere if you let him. He'll fulfill your most honest wishes.
He knows all about the world, he knows what's best, he knows what's best for you... he's the smartest guy you ever met. And has a solution for everything. Around him, everything goes smoothly and problems simply dissappear.
He'll always find a way to make you feel safe. When loneliness arises, he comes and washes it off your mind. When fear arises, he feeds you to make you stronger. He feeds you with everything pretty in the world; creativity, inspiration, passion, love, honesty, loyalty. After meeting him, even if mere 2 years have passed, you will be a different person.
And everything will simply be better.
That's who Heinrich is.
M: I love that you're so honest, kind and strong.
You: I learned from Heinrich. I'd love to introduce you to him.
You: I learned from Heinrich. I'd love to introduce you to him.
by Anhimmler March 2, 2025
Get the Heinrichmug. Heinrich is a retarded ass bitch. he's built like Peter Griffin. He buttfucks Buzz Lightyear. This MF talks about halo and will not shut the fuck up about random shit that no one wants to hear. I want to shoot this dude. Kill him. Guest Experience, kill him and put his body parts in bags and dump him in the ocean!!!!!
by Johnqauvios June 5, 2022
Get the Heinrichmug.