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hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.
Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!
by ZebraP May 22, 2017
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A Heinrich Himmler

The sexual act of blowing marijuana smoke in a female partner's vagina, forcing a queef to occur, thus forcing the smoke out of the vagina, mimicking the gas being introduced to a Nazi death chamber.
Man 1: "Dude, me and my girl got so freaky last night!
Man 2: "No way! What happened?
Man 1: "She let me give her A Heinrich Himmler!"
by Irish5400 December 11, 2021
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Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3
"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
by cdixon03 August 2, 2020
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Air heinrich

he is gay.
*lola sees Air*
"gayyyyy" lola
*5m after*

"have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"the dude who's gay and a simp?" Lola
"yeah him" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
by not lola August 2, 2020
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Heinrich Moneybags

Epic Space nub, an EVE Online pilot specialized in tackle that does not have Propulsion Jamming V trained.
He tried to fit the Sabre but he pulled a Heinrich Moneybags and doesn't have the skills trained.
by Naga Fan April 18, 2012
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Heinrich

A man that you can truly trust. A man who says the truth. A man who always wants to do good.

Heinrich may be the most beautiful man to ever exist. Not just because his mustache is so charming, his style is so cool and smile is so bright... but also because he listens to you, at any time. He's always there, ready to sit down next to you and hold your hand to console you. He loves to share and he'll follow you everywhere if you let him. He'll fulfill your most honest wishes.

He knows all about the world, he knows what's best, he knows what's best for you... he's the smartest guy you ever met. And has a solution for everything. Around him, everything goes smoothly and problems simply dissappear.

He'll always find a way to make you feel safe. When loneliness arises, he comes and washes it off your mind. When fear arises, he feeds you to make you stronger. He feeds you with everything pretty in the world; creativity, inspiration, passion, love, honesty, loyalty. After meeting him, even if mere 2 years have passed, you will be a different person.

And everything will simply be better.

That's who Heinrich is.
M: I love that you're so honest, kind and strong.
You: I learned from Heinrich. I'd love to introduce you to him.
by Anhimmler March 2, 2025
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Air heinrich

*lola sees Air heinrich*
"gayyyyy!!" lola

*5 minutes later*
" have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"they gay dude who's a simp?" Lola
"yeah" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
by not lola August 2, 2020
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