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mississippi heimlich

When you are having intercourse with a female from behind, and right as you cum in her, your friend comes and kicks her in the stomach or chest.
Hey Brad, want to come over and help me give Rachel a Mississippi Heimlich?
by BamaMan22 July 30, 2017
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Orting Heimlich Maneuver

(Commonly called “The Orting”)

A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.

The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.

Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.

HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.

While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.

POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”

“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”

“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022
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Omaha Heimlich

When a girl is giving a blow job, and the guy forces the girl to deep throat. He then wraps one leg around the back of her neck and forces her to choke on his dick until she is about to puke. Right before she pukes, he pulls her off of him and she pukes into a trash can or waiting solo cup. If done incorrectly, the girl will vomit onto the guy's penis which burns.
Yo, I was trying to give this slam piece an Omaha Heimlich, but I done fucked up and she puked on my dick. Is this what herpes feels like?
by suckstosuck1550 December 4, 2011
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Greek Heimlich

The act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the Heimlich Maneuver on said person.
When i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich
by screaminluke October 1, 2011
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Reverse Heimlich

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.

After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.
OMG! Phil just pulled a perfectly executed Reverse Heimlich on that guy’s wife and somehow didn't get knocked out!
by Missile Titties January 29, 2015
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Hawiian Punch Heimlich

Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.
I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.
by Pimp Juice King March 14, 2008
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Reverse Heimlich

Akin to it's counterpart, the standard Heimlich Maneuver, the Reverse Heimlich is also administered to handle undesirable blockages... but not of the throat or airway. The intended purpose of this unique maneuver is to relieve blockage of the bowls by turning the afflicted upside down, and squeezing their stomach in the same motion as the Standard Heimlich, but in the direction of the anus instead- with the desired result being relief from extreme bouts of constipations.
Following a pizza binge, Sam hadn't defecated in weeks! Luckily, John was able to apply the Reverse Heimlich and things proceeded smoothly.
by Aeithos March 16, 2021
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