Hempstead

The village of Hempstead on Long Island. It is one of the few neighborhoods on Long Island with a black and Latino majority, and borders the towns of Uniondale and Garden City (which is the complete opposite in terms of economic status).

Hempstead is where Hofstra University is located. Famously the birthplace of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.

Rich guy: Hey, I have to drive through Hempstead tonight in my Corvette. Wanna come?

Friend: Not unless you got an army with you.

by loop zoop June 3, 2011

Hempster

Similar to the stoner stereotype, but different in the way that these people can function at high levels doing such thing like post secondary education while still smoking marijuana on a daily basis.

i dont understand hempsters this guy in my chem clas comes to class every day smelling like marijuana yet scores higher on tests than me

by noodlelegs November 24, 2011

Hempstead

A team that gets shit on by Syosset in the playoffs every year

Hempstead just got stomped on by Syosset

by wibd28hsi63 November 5, 2022

Heenster

2. Someone who succeeds academically without regular attendance.

That fucking Heenster doesn't even come to class and he still gets better grades than me!

by Frostfire March 18, 2003

heemster

(adj)- a person who is heem asfk

Morgan and Chase are literally heemster, they fucked my whole extended family and my extended family’s friends.

by kinky horse balls December 15, 2021

Hemel Hempstead

Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.

“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”

“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”

by AverageHemelStudent November 5, 2022

Hemel Hempstead

Shity town full of shitty people who all manage to believe they rule the place.

i was talking to solo and i told him Hemel Hempstead is the second-worst place after Philly.

by Fuckyoutichansky May 9, 2020