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healthy pipe

To have an extensive network or client base. Phrase often used in commercial real estate, short for “healthy pipeline”.
Cole has no problem generating new business, thanks to his healthy pipe.
by CJudd December 4, 2019
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Heart Healthy Diet

A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.

The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.

old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?

young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...

old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.

young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...

old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.

Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
by TheDink September 20, 2011
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Healthy

Someone who has a pleasing genetic make-up, suitable for procreation.

Sexually attractive, hot.
Bro #1: Dude, check out the chic in the blue!
Bro #2: Man, she's so fucking healthy.
by toomanytrees November 16, 2011
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healthy

sexually attractive, especially in a way that suggests vigor or athleticism.
I'm sick of townies, dude, let's go find some healthy boys.
by shakeitdontbreakit January 26, 2006
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Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.
American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010
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Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American
American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card
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healthatarian

health·a·tar·i·an helth-i-tair-ee-uhn

noun.
A person who does not eat or does not believe in eating McDonald's, Burger King, Popcorn for dinner, Pizza Pockets, or, in some cases, any food served in a Paper Bag or a Box. Will not drink pop (soda) as their main source of water intake. Typical routine involves reading ingredients in foods before consumption, dieting or abstaining from delicious snacks, paying more for less food and on occasion looking at my food diary in utter disgust.

origin.
Created by Bennji est. 2007 although earlier accords can be dated back to 2002 though only rumored and no direct FaceBook evidence can concur these to be true.

synonyms.
Health Nut, Vegan, Vegatarian, Gym Junkie

antonym.
Me . . . no seriously . . . have you seen what "nutrition" habits I have.My body should be donated to science to understand how I survive.. . . and if I can say it . . . looking damn fine.
6 pack of Chicken Nuggets!! What!!?? Yeah, that just happened.
;)
1. "Sorry, I can't eat a Big Mac with you. I've decided to be a healthatarian."
2. "What do you want for dinner?"
- "Probably just cook up some Mac'n'cheese with a coke"
- "Eww"
- "What are you, some kind of healthatarian?"
by TheBennji September 15, 2013
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