Hazel

Definition of Hazel:

A psychotic girl with a hilarious personality. She is an amazing friend and is always very relatable. She tries to get into any drama around, and is the best matchmaker. Her closest friends are ALWAYS the prettiest ones. She is extremely outgoing and fun to be around, but can be very stubborn and will never back down from an argument. If you don’t like her, she’s fine with that, not everyone has good taste in friends. Hazel is easy to confide in and will always at least pretend to understand (unless you say that you like the dragon man). She will give you good advice on who to like and it is quite usually right.

Hazel is so nice.

Hazel is my best friend.
Hazel can do anything.

by Bila The Booty Queen December 23, 2017

Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.

random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!

by Tony Scarface Montana October 17, 2008

Hazel Eyed Pit

A slang way to say a player. In saying Hazel eyed you're stating his or her (but most commonly a male) attractiveness. And say pit is short for pitbull- you're calling this person a dog.

Keisha: Dang Jay is looking fine tonight
Queeda: Na, that boy ain't nothing but a hazel eyed pit, did you hear what he did to Melissa? Got in her panties then tried to talk to her cousin.

by Remedy 3.0 March 6, 2010

Eddie Hazel

One of the most influential, underrated and soulful guitarists of all times. Creator of the heavenly "Maggot Brain" guitar solo track from Funkadelic's record of the same name. Eddie can be compared to Jimi Hendrix. Pity alchohol and drugs got the better of him.

Ignorant Fool: Slash' November Rain is the best solo ever.
Wiseman: Eddie Hazel's "Maggot Brain" beats it by a light year.
Ignorant Fool: You mean to say Eddie is better than Slash (angrily)
Wiseman: No point saying that to an idiot

by FreeseXXX December 22, 2009

Hazel

A girl.sexy and beautiful she gets shy but is so freaky when u get used to her she will put her life out for her boyfriend everyone loves her she has so many friends she hangs out with everyone creative athletic and has nice style she has trust issues but keeps her circle small

Hazel is the type of girlfriend I want loyal kind and loving

by *0* March 16, 2017

Hazel Angel

A girl that exclusively goes for Mexican guys

That's like her fourth Mexican this month, she's such a hazel angel

by PRINCE18 September 14, 2015

Hazel Grace

A girl who lived to be seventeen years old against all odds. She was used to being the sickest person in a room until she ultimately met Augustus Waters, the star-crossed love of her life (and Isaac, whom she met first). From the book that just feeds off of feels, I present you to the female protagonist of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green who partakes in a love that was doomed from the start.

"I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There's .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities... There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful." Quote by Hazel Grace from TFIOS.

Friend: Hey, you should read The Fault In Our Stars
~After reading~
Sera: I love you present tense, tfios. Now I will read you again and slowly cry myself to pieces.

It's not cool to flip an Augustus Waters on us readers and turn us into versions of Hazel Grace, authors.

by random4639 May 18, 2014