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A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).
A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
by ChrsJnvch86 June 1, 2011
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Hastings College

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A bubble of of liberalism in the hellscape of southern Nebraska. Located directly in the middle of a sea of corn this small school exhibits all off the things you don't look for in a college: a dead greek life and party scene, 'roided up ball players that somehow think they are all bound for the pros and manage to pull off losing records in NAIA every year, antisocial and ugly entitled females, and an overall lack of fun. The wonderful array of drugs that can be found on campus are a great way to imagine that you are somewhere else. Drinking away your boredom may also help you throw up the mystery slop that the cafeteria called "chimichangas."
I'm totally transferring out of hastings college
by ted7896ted May 22, 2016
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Hastings Canter

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The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.
Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.
by Roaaaar April 26, 2009
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Hastings on Hudson

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The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here
Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.
by Jdbsjfnejd dne February 12, 2019
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hastings shuffle

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The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings
Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!
by Mdiym May 15, 2006
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Hastings Pudding

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A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
by mindcandy August 3, 2012
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hastings shuffle

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The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.
he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod
by E.S. Day September 15, 2006
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