Hassle the Hoff

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009

Don't hassle it

often used by the zoo krew of costa mesa, the phrase is used to tell others to chill out, or it'll be alright.

"hey cutty boy don't hassle it!"

by andrew simo June 11, 2006

hassleback up

1) To stop complaining and get back to work.

2) To change ones actions to fall in line with traditional masuclinity.

From the term man up with the word hassleback being synonomous with the word man.

Forman needs to hassleback up.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

no hassle in my castle

To not cause disharmony in your home life between you and your significant other.

I was going to buy a new motorcycle without talking to my wife, but I decided I didn't want no hassle in my castle.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2010

hasslesome

Somewhat of a hassle. (Somewhat of an annoyance.)

Putting together that LEGO (c) masterpiece was hasslesome.

by TravianAdministraitor April 4, 2010

hassle

hassle or hurry means to be in a rush, it also means to interrupt or annoy someone

1: i was in a hassle to get to work because my cat had escaped
2: i was walking, minding my own business and someone attacked me, why would someone hassle me like that?

by the gaming proTO June 2, 2020

Chunker hansley

A fictional character created originally by the YouTuber Fireyseal on March 28, 2023, Chunker Hansley is a very large attractive man who is about 5,8 and weighs about 569 pounds as of 2022. Chunker was born on May 18, 2002, his father is Pyrocynical and his mother is unknown, his father abandoned Chunker when he was only 4 years of age ever. Ever since his father abandoned him he gained eating problems as it was his only hobby. Chunker was first spotted in the media in a video titled "EPIC Zoom Trolling/Bombing." This character ever since has played a large role in Fireyseal's youtube channel and is very influential to many.

"Hey have you seen Chunker Hansley in that new Fireyseal video"
"yeah he lowkey carried the whole video"

by joe mama lol April 13, 2023