Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

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Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

by garcalej February 11, 2015

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Halvarth

an utter and complete arse

That Halvarth guy sure is an arse

by øööø January 17, 2019

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Halvard

to be a potato; to ask what load is; if cookies give you virus; potato; height != IQ;

Person1: what is cookies? do i get virus from cookies?
Person2: halvard pls

by bestofsonny April 26, 2013

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we are gentleman of Harvard

your only possible response when someone says something rather brash and inappropriate to you and your friends

George - "i was fucking the shit out of this girl when her roommate walked in. the girl told me to get off and she was really embarrassed and shit , then told me to leave. i was pretty angry so on my way out i came on her door knob"

Wesley - "how dare you , we are gentleman of Harvard!"

by greatCock March 13, 2013

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Harvard Extension School

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.

Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."

by The living coconut January 10, 2014

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