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Gale Harold

Gale Harold is the epitome of sex. His mere presence can make any male or female swoon. Gale Harold has starred in productions (mostly indie films)such as Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk, playing the main character Brian Kinney, Fathers and Sons, Wake, Social Grace, The Unseen...etc...If you love tall brunette's with killer smiles and unbelievably hot bodies, you will Love Gale Harold!
Gale Harold is a talented actor and he is gorgeous!
by Gale's loverly teen lover April 27, 2006
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hide the pain harold

Harold is best known as an internet meme. He appears in many stock images relating to old guy. In every image so far seen, he can be seen with sadness, pain, and suffering within his eyes.

This cause him to be one of our generations favorite Boomer. He shall live down in history as our favorite depressed old man.
Therapist: why don't you explain how you feel to me.
Patient: I'm trying to be strong like hide the pain Harold.
Therapist: No one can be as strong as him dear.
by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020
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harold and kumar

Every stoner's idol.
by Common Sense February 2, 2005
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Harold Camping

Harold Camping, 89 years old man, who predicted that the world will end on May 21st, 2011 (Rapture 2011). He predicted that the world will come to an end before, in 1994, but had said it was a miscalculation and that it would be on May 21st, 2011 instead.

On May 21st, when the world did not ended, Harold was nowhere to be seen. Rumors has it is that he is hiding from his followers.

Especially Camping’s followers will be demanding an explanation as they had put all their faith in Camping’s prediction, quitting jobs, selling their possessions and donating all their money to support the Doomsday campaign.
Harold Camping: The world is going to be in a chaos that it will make Japan's earthquake look like Sunday school picnic. IT IS RAPTURE 2011!
by RustySpoon3r June 21, 2011
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Harold Park

During the experimental detonation of a gamma bomb, scientist Mr.Park, Harold's father, rushed to save a teenager who has driven onto the testing field. Pushing the teen into a trench, Mr.Park himself was caught in the blast, absorbing massive amounts of radiation. He awakened later in an infirmary, seeming relatively unscathed, but when he got his wife pregnant his son transformed into a lumbering grey form that breaks through the wall and has "excessive anger".

Furthermore Harold Park began weight-training at two. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 4 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Park has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has broken several walls, and faces.
1) Oh damn! There goes Harold Park smashing through walls again!

2) Harold Park quickly became angry at inanimate objects for being lazy.

3) Look, it's typical Harold Park punching people in the face.
by THE HAROLD August 10, 2009
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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Harold Army

A army of deadly frogs who want to conquer the whole milky way. They love to eat cookies and milk. There are 3 forces in the Harold army, the Navy, (Harolds in coconut suits) The air force (Paper airplanes) and the Harold Military (Paper tanks). If you mess with the Harold army they will capture you and feed you too the captive Swanodendrons and Patricias whom they force to make milk and cookies.
The Harold Army will haunt your dreams.
The Harold Army will eat you.
The Harold Army will capture you.
The Harold Army defeated the Patricias.
by The Harold Army April 17, 2019
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