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Harrel

A person who makes turkey calls while you are at work. They walk around nude and smell funny.
I was trying to eat lunch when a Harrel walked into the break room. I vomited.
by Biff Rottenthighs August 12, 2011
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Ken Harrelson

White Sox Announcer since 1990, played for the Kansas City Athletics, the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox, and the Cleveland Indians. Nickname - The Hawk
Ken Harrelson favorite's:
Mercy! Sit back, relax, and strap it in Gaaas... He gone! Waaay back--he looks up... You can put it on the board, YES! I luuuv e-mail Cinch 'er up and hunker down Chopper, two-hopper Stretch! I luuuv that duck Ball 4/base hit Thank-you-very-much You can cancel the post-game show Right size, wrong shape Sacks packed with Sox Dadgum right Sox put a big crooked number on the board La Grange, IL...Yes! Sox put a snowman up They're down to their last bullet I 'got a lot of my money in Scottsdale That's a home run in an elevator shaft You gotta ride 'em hard and turn 'em in wet Zone 'em in, reel 'em in, and light 'er up
by MrGrinch August 14, 2006
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Harrel

The ultimate source of human pheromone's. Encountering a Harrel will cause any attractive woman to immediately get on her knee's and... well you know? Also has a budding interest in being the best at everything and does it quite well.
Frank : " Did you see that Harrel over there? He just saved the world...with his eyes closed...and look at all those women chasing after him...by gosh."

Dan: " I once thought I saw a Harrel, but I squinted and realized my life is too shitty for that miracle to occur...FML"
by freddy136 November 17, 2009
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Woody Harrelson

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.
"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"
by Big-Guy December 22, 2007
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Hardell

Someone with good taste. A person who will stand by you while you go through a million ideas and when you’re finished give you the best advice based upon on their knowledge of you as a person. Compassionate but vulnerable.
by Professor Nerd August 14, 2021
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Taylor Harrelson

The action of completely strangling the funniness out of a joke by overuse, and in the wrong situation. Or also known as going mitch on a joke

AKA Buzz killington
Guy 1: hey did you see that episode of *_____*
Guy 2: yeah, *then proceeds to Taylor Harrelson the story until everyone knows it by heart*
by bobby beucher October 11, 2011
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Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.
by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007
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