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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.
by Darrin May December 26, 2017
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Flesh Harpoon

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.
Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.
by Lazynutz July 7, 2005
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The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*
by mightymoksha September 28, 2009
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harmosexual

Harmonizers who are gay af for the girls of Fifth Harmony
Harmonizer 1: oh my god look at Normani she's fucking perfect!!

Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016
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Man the Harpoons!

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
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