When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.
by Darrin May December 26, 2017
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Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.
by Lazynutz July 7, 2005
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Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*
by mightymoksha September 28, 2009
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Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016
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