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man the harpoons

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usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
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Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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Tom Harlock

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands
Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".
by Tom Harlocks bitch May 23, 2020
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jack harlow

a good ass rapper, fine as fuck, and one of the funniest rappers in the game. i love him.
person 1: “have you heard of jack harlow?? he’s a great white rapper and the hottest man ever.”

person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.
by guaplorddd April 23, 2021
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Harlow

Harlow is a beautiful and very loving girl. She makes sure you’re always ok and she always makes you feel loved. Harlow gives the most loving hugs. Her smile and her crazy laugh is a treat to see. Harlow should know that she is loved by many people and that she will always be ok.
Harlow is beautiful
by Nokname March 22, 2019
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Haroon

The most gorgeous specimen of a man you will ever meet. Not only is he funny,kind,caring and generous he is amazing in bed. If all men were like him the world would be a better place.
Hey guys what's another word for perfect........ Haroon.
by brownisbest March 16, 2013
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