Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.
by andy1 May 25, 2005
the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss
by keith length August 14, 2006
by 01.25.10 June 23, 2010
When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 11, 2013
A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 01, 2013
English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.
by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004
Someone... most often a man who gets very excited by news reports or actual sightings of nasty weather.
by lbadge August 13, 2003