format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

by AYB March 10, 2003

hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007

hard drive

1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.

2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.

3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.

1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"

2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.

3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

hard drive

Moving a four wheeled vehicle at respectable speeds through an urban area.

"5th through 6th av? Are you crazy? That's a hard drive!"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

format my hard drive

A process that erases all of the data on a computer's hard drive.

Damn! I had over 50 gigs of GILF porn until my computer fucked up and I had to format my hard drive.

Its GILF porn time! Oh yeah, I forgot I had to format my hard drive. FUCK! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!

by anonymous69 July 20, 2008

hard drive

the little box in your computer you use to store all your vivid videos .

damn man !!! i need another hard drive to put all my bootytalk videos .

by teknopat April 16, 2007