To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.
After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
by JoeCaine June 12, 2009
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The c o o m monster, 2D foot gladiator, and weeb. Flies planes and makes rad ass maps, they say for a game where you fake being a nation for shits and giggles. Someone named this is definitely a monster that has unlimited power, they say.
"Dude, have you heard, there's a Hansdeltania that moved on the street"
"I know, I walked into him looking at 2d feet whilst flying a plane and updating a fictional map for some game. What a fellow."
"I know, I walked into him looking at 2d feet whilst flying a plane and updating a fictional map for some game. What a fellow."
by noone232 August 4, 2020
Get the Hansdeltania mug.A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
Get the Cool Story Hansel mug.When a superior human being certifies his dominant intelligence by explaining something complex in a simple matter, thereby implying that you are stupid if you do not recognize or understand said term.
Person 1: Surely you guys know about Fourier analysis?
Person 2: No I don't and I didn't ask, no need to be hanssplaining it.
Person 2: No I don't and I didn't ask, no need to be hanssplaining it.
by GMZook March 23, 2021
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The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
Get the unholy hasselhoff mug.the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
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