The best motherfucker on the entire planet. He is superstitious for real love; care, responsibility, and sympathy are all the characteristics he inherently possesses. He retain an interesting soul, carrying his positivity around for his friend. He also love his family, especially mom and dad, cuz he has always been a good boy.
Oh you are Hanson, you must be handsome.
by wasjoibanana November 22, 2021
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A shitty small town in Massachusetts where everyone smokes weed and drinks. Parties in the woods happen every weekend, because thats where the cops wont come. Mostly the Nasons host those parties. Lots of wanna-be gangsters. Hot skanky girls. Shitty highschool.
kid from hanson: dude what should we do!?
another kid from hanson: smoke weeed errdayy
kid from hanson: yeah son! you going to the fort tonight?
by mystery420 July 20, 2009
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American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''
wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!
by ayeyermaw April 28, 2006
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The act of preforming various sexual acts in a Port a John. The sexual acts are but not limited to anal,oral and vaginal intercourse.
Tyler: Man, Blakes been in the Port a John forever!

**Door Opens**
**Bree and Blake walk out**
Tyler: Oh i see, Blake got a Hanson!
by Damngurlyoubefine69 December 29, 2011
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Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop
by BurntAnus December 23, 2016
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A sub-human of life...boring, emotionless, bully,
Dale Hanson life sub-human bully
by Dale Hanson September 23, 2006
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A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.
Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.
by eddiered April 1, 2008
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