Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.

Jack: Hey! Look at that Hanson!

by CanappyWrestler May 5, 2010

Hanson

The best motherfucker on the entire planet. He is superstitious for real love; care, responsibility, and sympathy are all the characteristics he inherently possesses. He retain an interesting soul, carrying his positivity around for his friend. He also love his family, especially mom and dad, cuz he has always been a good boy.

Oh you are Hanson, you must be handsome.

by wasjoibanana November 21, 2021

Hanson

A shitty small town in Massachusetts where everyone smokes weed and drinks. Parties in the woods happen every weekend, because thats where the cops wont come. Mostly the Nasons host those parties. Lots of wanna-be gangsters. Hot skanky girls. Shitty highschool.

kid from hanson: dude what should we do!?
another kid from hanson: smoke weeed errdayy
kid from hanson: yeah son! you going to the fort tonight?

by mystery420 July 20, 2009

Hanson

American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''

wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!

by ayeyermaw May 9, 2006

Hanson

The act of preforming various sexual acts in a Port a John. The sexual acts are but not limited to anal,oral and vaginal intercourse.

Tyler: Man, Blakes been in the Port a John forever!

**Door Opens**
**Bree and Blake walk out**
Tyler: Oh i see, Blake got a Hanson!

by Damngurlyoubefine69 December 31, 2011

hanson

Leaving the entire house a dirty wreck, and expecting others to clean up after you.

Please dont hanson the kitchen again.

by jackson bronze September 4, 2005

Hanson

Secret code name for a hand job.

Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop

by BurntAnus December 23, 2016