Handnone

Someone, typically a male, who is completely unattractive in every way, shape, and form.

That guy is so handnone.

by Xtreme2252 December 27, 2012

Hanno/Hanner

Hanno is a grown fat male that teaches at a High school. He usually wears a belt that is never visible due to his massive beer belly. Apart from that, Hanno has no neck and shows signs of Autism and Downsyndrom.
Still, Hanno is sexually straight and may exist in a gay form called Hanner

Student 1: Damn, my fat teacher gave me a bad mark on that maths tests...
Student 2: yeah man, He's such a Hanno, almost a Hanner to be honest...!
Student 1: you're right, such a Hanno/Hanner!

by RoyJay May 18, 2021

Hannouched

Waking up to a sleeping mans hand down your pants. Smashing into something in a video game.

Yo get hannouched. I hope you get hannouched.

by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020

Hanno

Hanno is a wonderful person, full of love, laughs, kindness, muscles and more. He is very self confident, great looking and pretty damn amazing. He is super nice, but sometimes tends to overthink everything a little too much. He loves to hang around with friends and his main goal is to make the people around him happy. Although he can be overly competitive and cocky and abit of a jerk sometimes, he has a good heart. If you ever met a guy who is named Hanno, talk to him and keep him. He wont take you down but help you in your darkest days. Hanno is the best boyfriend you can have, dont let him go!

A: Oh my god! Have you seen this new guy there?

B: No, why?
A: He was so nice and caring. I think his name was Hanno.

B: Yeah, he must definitely be a Hanno…

by JW copycat 7925 November 23, 2021

pat-hannoned

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......

The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves

by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017

hanon

A sweet girl who’s been through heartache and pain and still gives love and compassion to everyone. Everyone loves her. She’s amazing, smart, quirky, and always happy.

Some thottie: omg who is that grl she’s so hot is she a thottie too??!?!😝🤣😆
Thottie #2: no she’s above us she’s a hanon

by DJYuzu November 29, 2018

jj hannon

JJ Hannon is an extremely confusing dood he's very weird. In a good way:))) He's also veryyyy annoying but in the end we end up loving this idiot for some reason

jj hannon makes me happy

by JJ Hannon June 7, 2018