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Human Handcuff

When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.
Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.
by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015
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Rusty Handcuff

A sexual maneuver, where when being anally fisted a person clenches their anus so tightly that the 'fister' is unable to remove their hand from the 'fistee'.
"I was fisting this Craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. I had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour."
by Ten-eight March 28, 2015
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Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018
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Pink Handcuff

When your fingering a girl and you get your whole hand inside, wrist deep and can't pull out.
"I was with Melissa last night and I got a Pink Handcuff. It sucked so bad."
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
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Fuzzy Handcuff

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 25, 2022
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Bronx handcuff

The act of getting ones dick peircing intertwined with anothers mouth peircing.
" I was hangin' wit dis cunt and dat ho got me in a bronx handcuff".
by G-WEEZy February 2, 2008
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egyptian handcuff

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 11, 2011
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