by shacka October 12, 2019
The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
by Wookiemonster January 13, 2025
The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
by Yesdadyes January 04, 2020
by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018
On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.
by Havenoshame June 22, 2022
Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
by Giggling_santa February 11, 2025